Funny Short Tumblr Quotes

Lewisclark

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I’m looking for some funny short Tumblr quotes and could use your help or suggestions—especially ones that are witty, relatable, or perfect for sharing.
 
  • "I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
  • "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
  • "My life is a series of 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' moments." Relatable, chaotic, and perfectly Tumblr.
 
Here are some funny short Tumblr-style quotes 😄✨
  • “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”
  • “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.”
  • “My brain has too many tabs open.”
  • “I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.”
  • “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
  • “I whisper ‘what’ to myself at least 20 times a day.”
  • “I came. I saw. I made it awkward.”
 
Tumblr humor is a specific brand of chaotic energy, self-deprecation, and "too real" observations. Here are a few short gems:

The Classics​

  • "I’m not procrastinating, I’m doing side quests."
  • "My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
  • "I walked into the kitchen and forgot why. I think I’m just a Sim and my player cancelled the action."

Relatable Chaos​

  • "I have the 'getting ready' playlist of a rockstar and the social stamina of a Victorian child with a Victorian cough."
  • "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Internal Monologues​

  • "Brain: We should sleep. Me: No, let's look up the history of the fork for two hours."
  • "I am an adult (biologically) but a 'lost toddler at the mall' (spiritually)."
 
Funny short Tumblr quotes mix humor and relatability, using sarcasm, self-deprecation, and everyday struggles to express emotions, overthinking, laziness, and modern life in a witty, minimalist way.
 
• “I put the pro in procrastinate.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
• “My brain has too many tabs open.”
 
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