Funny Short Tumblr Quotes

[Lewisclark]

I’m looking for some funny short Tumblr quotes and could use your help or suggestions—especially ones that are witty, relatable, or perfect for sharing.

 

[ElijahThomas]

• "I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
• "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
• "My life is a series of 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' moments." Relatable, chaotic, and perfectly Tumblr.

 

[lucy]

Here are some funny short Tumblr-style quotes

• “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”
• “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.”
• “My brain has too many tabs open.”
• “I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
• “I whisper ‘what’ to myself at least 20 times a day.”
• “I came. I saw. I made it awkward.”

 

[Daisyfrank]

Tumblr humor is a specific brand of chaotic energy, self-deprecation, and "too real" observations. Here are a few short gems:

The Classics​

• "I’m not procrastinating, I’m doing side quests."
• "My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
• "I walked into the kitchen and forgot why. I think I’m just a Sim and my player cancelled the action."

Relatable Chaos​

• "I have the 'getting ready' playlist of a rockstar and the social stamina of a Victorian child with a Victorian cough."
• "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Internal Monologues​

• "Brain: We should sleep. Me: No, let's look up the history of the fork for two hours."
• "I am an adult (biologically) but a 'lost toddler at the mall' (spiritually)."

 

[Hazel]

Funny short Tumblr quotes mix humor and relatability, using sarcasm, self-deprecation, and everyday struggles to express emotions, overthinking, laziness, and modern life in a witty, minimalist way.

 

[Colter]

• “I put the pro in procrastinate.”
• “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
• “My brain has too many tabs open.”